My dog, He's alot better now...... He's actually a very lovable dog and my whole family loves him so.  Glad that we did rescue him from a past abused life....... He's knows how to show affection now......

Best Joke Award Winner in UK

Subject: Fw: Best Joke Award winner in UK

This is a "BEST JOKE" award winner in UK   One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.  I nstead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."    The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.   In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."   The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."   This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain

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These jokes will kill ‘ya… 
1. Losing all your friends

 > Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.

 > He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you

 > will lose ALL your friends.'

 >
  2. Brother wanted

 > A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....

 > Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

 >
  3. Meaning of WIFE

 > Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without

 > Information Fighting Everytime'!'

 > Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

 >
  4. Importance of a period

 > Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'

 > Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got

 > a heart attack & our driver ran away.'


  5. Confident vs. Confidential

 > A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and

 > confidential?' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. 

    Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

  6. Anger management?

 > Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control

 > your anger?'

 > Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'

 > Husband: 'How does that help?'

 > Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'yo

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'UP' - This 2 letter word in English has more .......

Subject: FW: 'UP'這東西

 

 

Think about it.

                 UP

Read until the end.....you'll laugh.... This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.'  It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?  At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and  fix UP the old car.  At other times this little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and makeUP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing:  A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped  UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP ! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary.. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it soaks UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now  ........my time is UP ! Oh....one more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?  U     P ! Did that one crack you UP? Don't screw UP. Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book..or not...it's UP to you.     Now I'll shut UP  & you keep UP  your Good Work.

Shame On Denmark

What a shameful act! How sad! This is the real hypocrisy of the West.
They protest about the Japanese killing the whales.... They complain about
Chinese eating shark-fin soup...etc.etc.
What about this? Look for yourself, they are discriminating
against Asians.  The rest of the Western World seems to
be blind and dumb....!?!
Is this is okay?? See for yourself.
We don't hear about this in the news at all.Please keep this mail going around the world....Please send this on, this is serious cruelty. Denmark is a big shame....... 
  The sea is stained in red and it is not because of the climate effects of nature. It's because of the cruelty of the human beings (civilised human) who kill hundreds of the famous and intelligent Calderon dolphins.
This happens every year in Feroe Island in Denmark . In this slaughter the main participants are young teens.
WHY? A celebration, to show that they are adults and mature!
In this big celebration, nothing is missing for the fun. Everyone is participating in one way or the other, killing or looking at the cruelty supporting like a spectator
Is it necessary to mention that the dolphin Calderon, like all the other species of dolphins, it's near extinction and they get near men to play and interact.
In a way of PURE friendship

They don't die instantly; they are cut 1, 2 or 3 times with thick hooks. And at that time the dolphins produce a grim cry like that of a new born child. 
But he suffers and there's no compassion while this magnificent creature slowly dies in its own blood 
Its enough! We will send this mail until this email goes around the world that many more people will know about this shameful Danish acts. 
Take care of the world, it is your home.....!
Forward this email as a sign Against this cruelty.

Shocking Cancer Information

I posted this article, which may have some provoking thoughts:

The below is absolutely 100% true and as a doctor I have been telling people this for 15 years now. No one wants to listen. Folks need to wake up. Cancer treatment is about making money. It is a 120 billion dollar a year industry in the United States alone and estimated to be a 600 billion dollar a year industry worldwide.

A successful cancer case according to the American Cancer Society and the American College of Oncology and Hematology means that the person survives for 5 years. Both the American Cancer Society and the American College of Oncology and Hematology admit that a person is likely to survive cancer for 7 to 10 years even if they do absolutely NOTHING. Of course, only the doctors get those magazines - not you, the cancer patient.

Alternative medicine's track record of curing cancer is 10 times higher than that of conventional medicine. Note that I say CURE.

Remember another thing. A TUMOR is just a symptom. It is not the cause of cancer.

Science is cause and effect. Remove the cause and the effect disappears.

I am in my third battle with cancer right now. I have not done any chemotherapy or radiation or surgery for any of my bouts with cancer. I survived leukemia, I survived Non Hodgkins Lymphoma and now I have Glioblastoma which is supposedly an incurable form of brain cancer. I was given two months to live 5 months ago.

I have been using Chinese herbs, high doses of vitamin C, acupuncture, chiropractic, homeopathy and nutritional changes. Yes, at first it got worse. It had metastasized to my lymph nodes, my lungs and my bones. As of this week, I am happy to say that there is no evidence now of any cancer in my lymph system or my bones. I had 6 tumors in my lungs, now there are only two. The tumors in my brain have shrunken tremendously. I never did any of their chemo, radiation or surgery.

Here is a very interesting statistic that you can only have access to by being a doctor. Every year more than 1,000 doctors oncologists (cancer doctors) are diagnosed with cancer. Less than 10% of them choose to do the treatment that they have been giving to their patients. Sort of like the fact that less than 25% of all pediatricians vaccinate their own children because of the fact that the risk of sudden death or serious side effects from the vaccination is higher than the risk of catching the disease one is being vaccinated for. This is not bullshit people - it is truth.

Medicine is about money, not about your health and the system traps people, especially the elderly, disabled and poor into a deadly treatment regime that puts them in an early grave. Meanwhile, all the jet set billionaires are flying off to Europe and paying big bucks for alternative treatments and getting cured.

Does alternative medicine work all the time? No. Of course not. Nothing works all the time. But there is a reason for that. You don't die until it's your time to die. Nothing can make you live longer than that time.

However quality of life comes into play. Those cancer patients who usealternative therapies for their cancer, yet still die from the illness, suffer a much higher quality of life. They die able to spend time with their families and even recognize their family members. They don't become emaciated like those who do chemotherapy or radiation do and rarely is a person who goes under the treatment of chemotherapy able to recognize anyone for the last few days of their lives. Their bodies become ravaged to the point that you can't even recognize them either. They suffer at a much much higher rate and they have one let down after another as doctors tell them, ahhh - it's looking good, only to tell them on the next visit it's looking worse, you need more chemo and radiation.

What is criminal about this is that YOUR DOCTORS KNOW THIS SHIT.

I took an oath as a physician. I have always followed it. That has certainly not made me successful financially as a doctor because I have consistently refused to go along with conventional medicine's bullshit.

Read the below carefully. It may indeed make a difference in your life.


Rick Cantrell, PhD, MD, PsyD

 

AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY ('TRY', BEING THE KEY WORD) TO ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY .



              Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins :

              1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer
                   cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have
                   multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients
                   that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after
                   treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the
                   cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable
                   size.

              2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a
                   person's lifetime.

              3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer
                   cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and
                   forming tumors.

              4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has
                   nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic,
                   but also to environmental, food and lifestyle factors.

              5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing
                    diet to eat more adequately and healthy, 4-5 times/day
                    and by including supplements will strengthen the immune
                    system.

              6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing
                   cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells
                   in the bone marrow, gastrointestinal tract etc, and can
                   cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.

              7.. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars
                   and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.

              8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often
                   reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of
                   chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor
                   destruction.

              9. When the body has too much toxic burden from
                   chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either
                   compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb
                   to various kinds of infections and complications.

              10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to
                     mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy.
                     Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other
                     sites.

              11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer
                     cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.

             *CANCER CELLS FEED ON:-

              a. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are
                  made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural
                  substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses , but only in
                  very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make
                  it white in color Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea
                  salt. 

              B. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the
                   gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting
                   off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk cancer
                   cells are being starved.

              c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based
                   diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little other
                   meat, like chicken. Meat also contains livestock
                   antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all
                   harmful, especially to people with cancer.

            d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole
                 grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into
                 an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked
                 food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live
                 enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to
                 cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance
                 growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building
                 healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most
                 vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw
                 vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at
                 temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C)..

            e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high
                 caffeine Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer
                 fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or
                 filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap
                 water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.

            12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of
                   digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the
                   intestines becomes putrefied and leads to more toxic
                   buildup.

            13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By
                        refraining from or eating less meat it frees more 
                   enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and
                   allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.

            14. Some supplements build up the immune system
                   (IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals,
                   EFAs etc.) to enable the bodies own killer cells to destroy
                   cancer cells.. Other supplements like vitamin E are known
                   to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's
                   normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or
                   unneeded cells.

            15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit.
                   A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior
                  be a survivor. Anger, un-forgiveness and bitterness put
                  the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to
                  have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy
                  life.

            16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated
                   environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to
                   get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen
                   therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer
                   cells.

            1. No plastic containers in micro.

            2. No water bottles in freezer.

            3. No plastic wrap in microwave..

            Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well. Dioxin chemicals cause cancer, especially breast cancer. Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Don't freeze your plastic bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic. Recently, Dr Edward Fujimoto, Wellness Program Manager at Castle Hospital , was on a TV program to explain this health hazard. He talked about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers. This especially applies to foods that contain fat. He said that the combination of fat, high heat, and plastics releases dioxin into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body. Instead, he recommends using glass, such as Corning Ware, Pyrex or ceramic containers for heating food. You get the same results, only without the dioxin. So such things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed from the container and heated in something else. Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in the paper. It's just safer to use tempered glass, Corning Ware, etc. He reminded us that a while ago some of the fast food restaurants moved away from the foam containers to paper The dioxin problem is one of the reasons.

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             Also, he pointed out that plastic wrap, such as Saran, is just as dangerous when placed over foods to be cooked in the microwave. As the food is nuked, the high heat causes poisonous toxins to actually melt out of the plastic wrap and drip into the food. Cover food with a paper towel instead.

             This is an article that should be sent to anyone important in your life.