These jokes will kill ‘ya… 
1. Losing all your friends

 > Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.

 > He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you

 > will lose ALL your friends.'

 >
  2. Brother wanted

 > A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....

 > Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

 >
  3. Meaning of WIFE

 > Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without

 > Information Fighting Everytime'!'

 > Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

 >
  4. Importance of a period

 > Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'

 > Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got

 > a heart attack & our driver ran away.'


  5. Confident vs. Confidential

 > A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and

 > confidential?' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. 

    Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

  6. Anger management?

 > Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control

 > your anger?'

 > Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'

 > Husband: 'How does that help?'

 > Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'yo

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